If we're really going to defeat Christianity (and that is our goal as atheists right?) then we clearly need more atheist owned and operated coffee shops well stocked with Islamic reading materials (or perhaps more coffee shops owned and operated by deconverted Muslims -- it works either way). I don't know why this never occurred to us before, it's so blindingly obvious, but thankfully Chuck Colson let it slip the other day that the three biggest threats to Christianity are Islam, atheism and coffee shops. Now we just need to unite this perfect trinity of anti-Christian forces into the single most powerful, irrestible force against Christianity ever! I forsee a chain of franchises all across the nation. Who wants to buy into this amazing business opportunity that will allow you to maximize your earnings potential all the while having fun, enjoying great coffee and insuring the destruction of all that's good and holy?

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